Where they from? Dallas, TX.
Metal & Beer Fest is here in Philly this weekend and I don’t know about you, but I’m really excited to try out this new craft beer, maybe you’ve heard of it…BUD LIGHT! THATS RIGHT, THE GAYEST OF BEERS! AND IM GONNA BE GUZZLING THEM LIKE FRANK THE FUCKING TANK AND THERES NOTHING KID ROCK CAN DO ABOUT IT! ALL CAPS!
Why the hype?
Imagine an American version of Gutulax mixed with some Shit Life and P.L.F. Does that sound like it would be appealing? Why are you shaking your head no? Are you one of those butt-plugs who takes their grind too seriously? Was the Gridlink reunion show not enough for you? ARE YOU ACTUALLY KID ROCK IN DISGUISE? Go fuck yourself. Bonus points for the Beetlejuice sample (Howard Stern one, not Tim Burton).
Latest Release?
Manifestacion (Demo 2023), self-released. I actually got an e-mail recently from someone who said they were “a huge fan” of this column and I read it thought, “Wow, people actually read this shit?” I guess all those years at grindcore journalism school really paid off. This next BUD LIGHT goes out to the LEGION OF BLAST WORSHIP FANS!
